I feel it necessary to provide a list of acronyms/definitions so everyone can keep up with me. If I offended you yesterday, stop reading immediately and go see my posts from earlier today which are clean. Thanks.
1. AB - Abduction bag aka a purse large enough to sneak 1 newborn or twin preemies out of a hospital without being caught.
2. BJ - seriously? If you don't know exit this page right ...now.
3. GDD (my favorite of ALL acronyms) the good deep dicking
4. OTR - on the rag and this term is not used just for women.
5. DC - Devil child (you know the kids I'm talking about)
6. BM - obviously there are 2 definitions here but the one I am likely to use is Baby Momma as in Baby Momma drama.
7. "My bitches" - the whole gang of Disney Princess's
8. Hell - any communal gathering place of children like Chuckie Cheese, the play area in the mall, etc... AKA germ pits.
9. "that bitch or those bitches" - any mom who always has her makeup done, her hair perfectly done, pushing her 1000$ stroller while the nanny chases the kid, wearing Manolo's, with a smile on her face, talking about how the housekeeper was sick so she actually had to clean her own damn house, and making it all look so easy. (just typing this makes me want to punch these women in the face)
There are more but a 100lb heavy bag is calling my name!
1. AB - Abduction bag aka a purse large enough to sneak 1 newborn or twin preemies out of a hospital without being caught.
2. BJ - seriously? If you don't know exit this page right ...now.
3. GDD (my favorite of ALL acronyms) the good deep dicking
4. OTR - on the rag and this term is not used just for women.
5. DC - Devil child (you know the kids I'm talking about)
6. BM - obviously there are 2 definitions here but the one I am likely to use is Baby Momma as in Baby Momma drama.
7. "My bitches" - the whole gang of Disney Princess's
8. Hell - any communal gathering place of children like Chuckie Cheese, the play area in the mall, etc... AKA germ pits.
9. "that bitch or those bitches" - any mom who always has her makeup done, her hair perfectly done, pushing her 1000$ stroller while the nanny chases the kid, wearing Manolo's, with a smile on her face, talking about how the housekeeper was sick so she actually had to clean her own damn house, and making it all look so easy. (just typing this makes me want to punch these women in the face)
There are more but a 100lb heavy bag is calling my name!
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